Keaton thinks he's adopted.....

Last week Keaton came to me and asked me if he was adopted.  Apparently, Brittany told him he was.  So, since I am the queen of sarcasm....I had to go along with it.  Hehehehehe!  Our conversation continued throughout the day, and even included the other kids being adopted.  Eventually, the end story was this: I found them on the side of the road.  Their mother lived in a cardboard box. She tried to sell them to me, but I was out of cash.  They all have different fathers, even though we think Keaton and Kayla are twins.  We think their mom ended up on American Idol. She looked like Snooki from Jersey Shore...they don't know who Snooki is, but they do know what the "Snooki Bump" is.  (Its a hair style).  So this was last week.  Last night I went to give Keaton his kiss goodnight, and the little stinker said he couldn't kiss me because I'm not his real mom!  Did he think I was serious?  I don't know, but he's a funny kid!  Such a blessing!